caBastard (now caBst) is the advisor of North Kurwa. He became the first advisor of Kurwa after building the City Hall so he could help the administration of the back then village of Kurwa. He led the riot of June 14th in Kurwa, yet retained his position as advisor. Allegations of autism and corruption have been leveled against him, and he is accused of withholding resources, notably diamonds, that would have helped immensely in the Battle of Brandenburg Gate. Bitches don't understand capitalism.

• Advisor of the North Kurwa District
• Imperial Councilman of the Kurwan Empire
• Co-Founder of the Kurwan Imperial Council
• President of Frostbiten Commonwealth
• Chairman of Astonia-Vostok Corporation
• Governor of the Autonomous City of the Keys of New León

Nicaragua's national currency is the stick. caBastard appreciates it when people show their cultural acceptance by paying him with sticks. But be warned that each time you pay him with sticks, he will ban keresztanya as his way to show gratitude. Nicaraguan culture go figure.

ca is a dirty, filthy jew infa 100%

Silly Goyim praises caBastard. Jews rule the world.

caBastard is also likes dead homes in roads.